M* PSA: Don’t believe the hype— there is no good revenge. ‘Best revenge’ is a contradiction in terms.
[Herbert, Trump, & Aurelius]
Living well is the best revenge.
Looking good is the best revenge.
The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury.
More wedding pictures, in case you give a shit.
Merry Freedom Day!
Remember: The couple that PRAYS together STAYS together.
Iceperg, in the best wedding gift card we received.
File under: heaven looks like this.
via jezebel
An Oklahoma State Representative explains why the gays are worse than terrorism (and Islam). Via Schmitz Blitz, an excellent blog written by a very cool girl.
The author writes: “I have a particular fondness for foods that are (relatively) easy to cook, but appear to most people as difficult and fancy.” True enough. these tasty foods are low on difficulty and ingredients, but high on tastiness!
- Basic Cucumber Soup
- Carrot-Cumin Soup (cucumber variation)
- Butternut Squash & Apple Bisque
- Peanut Butter Soup
- Basic Soufflé
- Krab Soufflé with Wild Rice
- Basic Crepe
- Dyana’s Cajun Gumbo
- Breakfast crepe-souffle pops (coming soon)
- Amber’s Electric Boogaloo (Amber Ale)
- Port Wine Sauce with Raisins
- Orange Sticky Buns
If I don’t start leaving the apartment more, I will become a cave creature.
No whitepages for young women
I’d like to have my contact information listed in a public directory. I don’t have a landline.
Whitepages.com is a fabulous resource, but it only lists people with landlines. According to whitepages.com, there is only one Michelle Unterbrink, and she is a church receptionist in Florida.
Facebook offers an imperfect solution to those of us without landlines. It only displays information to network members (so Aunt Cathy is S.O.L. if she wants to look up my address), and it displays information that I’d like to share with the public right next to more personal information. Privacy settings can help, but not much.
What’s a new-fashioned girl to do? Well, I created a new tumblr to serve as a public listing. It has meta tags and everything! I’ll wait a few days, then see how it does on google.
New theme, part bajillion
In my never-ending, impossible quest to find a tumblr theme that both flawlessly conveys my inner self (to the internet?) and makes me seem cool (to the internet?!),* I have settled on a new theme: Vertigo.
It’s a bit gurl.com, but what the hell— gurl.com is awesome. If you have a free sec, check out the zip-popping simulator game and my vagina, myself.
End non sequitur.
*Logically impossible, since my inner self is sooooo lame. Therefore, if a theme conveys my inner self flawlessly then it cannot make me seem cool; if it makes me seem cool then it must not convey my inner self flawlessly.
T and I got a lovely surrogate for Aldous— a little betta fish! We named her P.J.Lee in honor of our dear RepubliFriend, but we call her Patricia for short :)
Also Pac-Man.
I tried to resist watching human tetris but I just couldn’t. You shouldn’t.
One of these things is not like the others….
Saw this cover the other day while shopping for groceries with T. I found it disturbing for 2 reasons:
- The “I am coming to eat your soul” eyes.
- The cover bears little resemblance to Sarah Jessica Parker. When I told T that it was her, he didn’t believe me. Not only does it look nothing like candid, or even red carpet photos of Ms. Parker, but it doesn’t look much like the actress featured on the cover of the UK version of Marie Claire, also out this month:
Parker is a 43 year old woman, the star of a popular franchise that purports to be about women loving themselves and empowerment and all that bullshit— why isn’t she allowed to look a day over 25 (or even at all like herself) on the cover of Marie Claire?